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Wednesday, May 19, 2021

We have moved!

Jeez what year is it? Weep no wider, we're back! Our new location is at this lovely blog.

See you there!

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

To: Director Jean Genie, SMSC
From: Big Brother, SMSC
Subject: Overview of possible information source: Runner "Poe"

Subject PETER OPTION EASY supposedly is a runner that began running from Subject CHARLIE OSCAR. Preliminary psychological analysis suggests the subject is highly paranoid. May slightly dramatize personal accounts (examples of such include claiming Subject CHARLIE BROVO is capable of intelligible conversation).

May be highly versed in runner mythology. Currently runs an "informative" blog. information matches current runner canon. Has referred to the Cinder Glade BUE as a "Wendigo", and has given a mythological background to the subject. Name and background may become canon to the runner community's mythos. It is unknown if the information is accurate.

Over all Subject POE isn't reliable enough to consider seriously. Any information that could come from him could be gleaned from more reliable sources.

Sincerely,
Big Brother, Information monitor and analyst, Special Monitoring and Study Commission.

Monday, September 25, 2017

Log Entry: 9-25-2017

GOD

FUCKING

DAMN IT

Finally Back. Fucking TARE HOWs were messing with our servers for half a year and we only now just got it fixed.

SMSC: Some Mucking Shit Carnival.

I'm back, inhuman bastards. And I'm pissed.

Expect updates within the weak.


Friday, January 20, 2017

Blackbird Singing

Hello folks. Special Agent Blackbird here. Sorry you've had to deal with Eye in the Sky (actually no most of you are jerks). I'm one of our public relation managers here at the commission (well actually that's Bx2, I just do this to fight off the compulsion). I'll probably be chronicling my endeavors as a field agent here. So you'll get both sides of our group.

Also just to clarify, Big Brother isn't an agent. The best way to describe his job is "Intelligence collector". He trolls the Internet for "Glass Prisoners" and documents information form those sources. (also there's that rumor that he battles MIKE NOVEMBER). I'm a field operative, which means I find the lay of the land. And occasionally shoot an eldritch monster until the big guns arrive.

See you around.

~Blackbird

P.S. Poe, man don't be afraid to speak up. We're here to help Runners. Okay?

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Log Entry: 1-19-2017

Director says I need to shares so stuff about myself. Says I'm scaring people off (she used that deleted comment as proof). Fine.

I'll be brief and short, as that no one can use stuff against me. Bastard cronies.

I'm a war veteran. I fought in Vietnam.

I have two modes: "Tired and cranky" or "Drunk and cranky", so be careful.

Blackbird says at surface level I'm a "Old curmudgeon". He says more, but really thats all there is. There was more once, but not anymore.

All fellow war veterans know what I mean.

I'll be seeing you.


Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Log Entry: 1-17-2017

Director tells me that she's assigned me and other to man a blog. Says its our public relations medium.

Fuck public relations. Took me forever to set up this stupid account. Ya think we could get better funding or better support. but no. We're stuck with Google's bullshit.

So hello kiddies. My names none of your sodding business. You may call me Big Brother.

Why?

Because I'm watch all you you, traitorous scum.

I'm the "eye in the sky", as the saying goes.

If you do something we don't like, I'll know. I'll alert The Director and watch and laugh as you all fall.

I do enjoy my code name.

I'll be seeing you

P.S. Very funny those lyrics last post, Blackbird. Please keep the melodramatics to yourself next time and off my fucking blog.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Recall


To: [Data Expunged], [Data Expunged], [Data Expunged], [Data Expunged].
From: Harry S. Gramm, Director of Federal Bureau of Investigation
Subject: Reactivation

Resurgence of anomalous phenomena has been confirmed.

Renewal of the Bowie Commission reinstated.

You have been selected for Sub-Bureau leadership.
Previous Codenames reestablished.

Please notify former agents of recall.

Good luck, Ladies and Gentlemen.


To: {Removed for breviary}
From: Jean Genie, Director of the SMSC Commission.
Subject: Recommission

It has been a few good long, quiet years since our decommission. But it appears that the fight's not over yet, my friends. We've lost good men and woman, but we're still alive and kicking, We never gave in then and we wont now.

We do this for those we lost.

For Liza Jane. May I at least do half as good of a job as she.

Report Next Monday morning to the old HQ building. We'll go on from there.

~Jean Genie, Director.



She could've been a killer
if she didn't walk the way she do,
and she do
She opened strange doors
that we'd never close again

She began to wail jealousies scream
Waiting at the light know what I mean

Scary monsters, super creeps
Keep me running, running scared

Scary monsters, super creeps
Keep me running, running scared